Eddie's Christmas crackers

There is nothing that elves like better than having a giggle and Eddie is very fond of telling jokes....here are some of his favourites.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? 

Because it soots him.

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

Because the present's beneath them.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

Sandy Claws!